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Winter’s officially here and the change of seasons has me feeling inspired and getting in touch with my inner artist. I know, I know, you’re thinking, “What the hell does some online gambling blogger know about art?” Well, I’ll have you know that before I was an online casino guru writing about online craps and what-have-you, I was….ummm….well, I guess I was just a guy who liked to play online casino games.
But if winning your fair share of money isn’t going to make you believe in a higher power, it can at least inspire you to express gratitude for hitting twenty enough times at Vegas Red Casino. So without further ado, here’s a few lines of poetry to share with you people how I really feel about online gambling. Ahem…
There was a man who liked to gamble
And spend his hard-earned money
He played online most all the time
On rainy days and sunny.
He visited Casino Tropez
And of course Golden Palace
He treated fellow gamblers well
With not the least bit of malice
Then one day he was playing cards
A bit of video poker
His hands were full of face cards and more
No need for any jokers.
He couldn’t lose, he won it big
This gambler was on fire
Thanks to online gambling and casino games
He cashed out and retired.
The moral of the story? Online gambling rules, let’s get rid of the *#($*% ban in the United States. I can’t stand it, it kills me. C’mon, US government, you’re not just killing billions of tax dollars, you’re killing my creative soul. And who wants that really?
I’m going to write some more poems.