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Thanksgiving is just around the corner and as always, there are plenty of holiday bonuses at your favorite online casino. Online poker, online blackjack, name your favorite casino game and you can be sure there’s some kind of tournament going on with a big, fat payout.
When you think online gambling and holiday specials, perhaps you think Christmas, Halloween, or even July 4th and fireworks. But Turkey Day? Not so much. Why not? This day is about giving thanks and what’s a better reason to give thanks than winning $25,000 dollars in online craps? I can’t think of many.
So to all of you online casino players out there wherever you are, here’s to football, pumpkin pie, good times, and oh yes….big winnings. Here’s what I’d like to see on Thanksgiving Day.
Online slots: Coming up three drumsticks results in a massive payout with which you can pay for unlimited video on demand. You know, so you don’t have to watch “The Sound of Music”, “Jonas Brothers Live from Madison Square Garden” or whatever else they play on network television.
Online craps: You can bet on the Pass, Don’t Pass, Come, Don’t Come, or Jesus Christ If I Eat Any More Stuffing I’m Going to Hurl. If you vomit, everybody wins big (except the guy who has to clean it up.)
Online poker: Favorite games include Texas Hold Em, Five Card Draw, and Black Friday. In Black Friday, you are dealt an extra card for every $1000 you spend on Christmas gifts. You lose a card for every innocent shopper you punch trying to grab the last available Furby.
See, who doesn’t love casino games on this joyful day? Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!