Newest Micrograming Online Games: Don’t Everybody Freak Out at Once

Got the post-summer blues? Afraid to go to Vegas after watching “The Hangover”’s Zach Galifianakis wake up to find a tiger in his hotel room? Don’t fret, online gambling buffs-Microgaming has released some new games and they’re sure to make your next visit to your favorite online casino even more fun than before. If that’s even possible.

As the biggest provider of online gambling software in the world, Micrograming is known for leading the way in new casino games. So what do they have in store for us this fall? Let’s check it out:

1) Kung Fu Monkey Video Slot

“Get your hands off of me, you damn dirty ape.” Ever since Charlton Heston muttered those words so famously, monkeys have held a special place in our hell. And in this newest video slots game, things are no different. With a martial arts motif in the background, the path to payout is blocked by some pissed-off monkeys with a five reel, fifteen payline game. There’s a big bonus waiting if you can get passed monkey ninjas and other obstacles. Nothing says online slots like monkeys. And I’m not just pulling your banana.

2) Texas Hold’em Bonus Poker

If you aren’t familiar with Texas Hold’em, you’ve been living under a large rock. Or in a monkey cage. What’s special about this online poker game is that there’s no bet after the river. The graphics are great and gives a more realistic game. From everything from the movement of the chips to the background music, this is a great game.

3) Pure Platinum Video Slot

The newest online video slot game is a good one. The graphics are extravagant and make you feel like you’re in a real upscale casino. The free spin rewards are big and the five reel, forty payline gives you ample opportunities to win with scatters, free spins, wilds, multipliers, and more. With no threat of ass-kicking monkeys.

4) Wooly World Video Slot

Think global climate change is just a bunch of crap? Here’s an inconvenient truth: the ice age is back and the wooly mammoths and cavement in this slot game are here to prove it. Like the Pure Platinum game, there are plenty of rewards with the added possibility to double or quadruple wins. As long as you don’t freeze your ass off.

So there you have it, the newest online games from Microgaming. So much fun, who needs tigers?